2000three:

newyorkkiss:

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

Mary Magdalene washing Christ’s feet

(via roundbrownhair)

vodkacrannn:

snorlaxatives:

“I don’t wanna be some random face in the yearbook, or some kid someone vaguely recognized passing in the hall. I wanna be heard.”
Lemonade Mouth (2011) dir. Patricia Riggen

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lizzey:

gayhaircut:

gayhaircut:

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

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tsarinajissa:

little-detonator:

Okay, so I did this. 

I went in and said I wanted some highlights like this girl. My hairdresser replied “Can I see a full headed picture so I can get a better idea of what you want…” So I scrolled down and revealed the dog. She (I kid you not) fell to the floor laughing, tears and all. 

Important question, @little-detonator. Did you get the highlights?

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ririazul:

one-time-i-dreamt:

WHAT

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muppethole-deactivated20240312:

muppethole-deactivated20240312:

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

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